The ABC's of Books

This is a list of advice geared toward books.

A: Always read a variety of different authors.
B: Buy books from smaller, independent bookstores.
C: Carry a minimum of two books with you at all times.
D: Don't disregard a book until you've at least read the first chapter.
E: Expect cliches.
F: Find out which genres you prefer.
G:
H: Having bookcases is pretty helpful (as long as they don't collapse on you).
I: It is okay to judge a book by it's cover - as long as you follow the first chapter rule.
J: Just maintain a small TBR list.
K: Keep books by the same author together.
L: Little children are a hazard to books (and in general).
M: Main characters tend to die multiple times nowadays.
N: Never keep a book near any liquids.
O:
P: Paperbacks are easily harmed.
Q:
R:  Reading does not make you better than someone who doesn't.
S:
T: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a brilliant book.
U: Use bookmarks just in case you forget your page number.
V: Vocabulary is critical when writing any form of literature.
W: Weather is typically not a book's friend.
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This is really all the advice I could think up. I'll most likely update this list later. I hope this list is at least a tiny bit helpful.